THINGS THAT DEFINE AFTICANS.
1. Urinating behind the latrine
3. Wife sleeping next to the wall in bedroom
5. Keeping brooms behind the door
6. When you get rich, people say you have a snake
7. When you get old, you're a witch doctor
8. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.
9. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
10. Counting pieces of meat.
11. No natural death in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause of death.
12. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.
13. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.
14. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard
15. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.
16. Buying new clothes only when it is Christmas time.
17. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.
18. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors only.
19. Looking left and right when crossing a one way street.
18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.
19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband
20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.
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